September 2009
124 posts
mliaverage:
Today, I saw a girl with one of those annoying twilight shirts, that say ‘Bite me. (Vampires Only please).’ I then see a little girl around nine years old run over and bite her, then say “Harry Potter for the win!” I wanna be this little girl’s best friend. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I was in Detroit and I noticed that the “Detroit Elevator Co.” building only had one story. I laughed at the irony. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I was driving down the road when I noticed dots drawn with chalk. Very confused I follow the dots to see where they came from. As I drove on, I saw ghosts between the dots, and at the beginning was PacMan. This easily made my afternoon. MLIA
A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students, if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The...
Today, I was playing capture the flag in P.E. I...
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Spent the morning on hold and talking to SIA...
mliaverage:
Today I woke up at 7.59am, a minute before my alarm goes off. I rolled back over and fell asleep for another minute. It was worth it. MLIA
departmentstore:
Paolo Nutini- Million Faces
gatekeeper:
illuminatemyworld:
Glen Hansard...
Never Forget ...
gatekeeper:
Your presence is a present to the world. You’re unique and one of a kind. Your life can be what you want it to be. Take the days, just one at a time. Count your blessings, not your troubles. You’ll make it through, whatever comes along. Within you are so many answers. Understand, have courage, be strong. Don’t put limits on yourself. So many dreams are waiting to be realized. ...
Oh I am so doing this
Today, I had my sister run down the empty street full speed with the highest hopes that the speed radar board would tell us how fast she was running. Nothing happened. My dad then informed us that it works based on a signal bouncing off metal. Guess who ran down the street holding a metal pot cover like a knights shield? I’ve never been so proud of her. MLIA
I saw a speed radar board on my...
mliaverage:
Today my friend and I went to the store. As we were shopping, my friend stops in an isle and starts thinking out loud, and says “No, I want the one with the Teddy Bear.” and grabs a bottle of fabric softener. We’re both soldiers, and we were in uniform. MLIA.
fuckyeahhappy:
Let’s Go To The Mall-Robin Sparkles
